I sometimes often wonder,

If your tweeting & riding the subway,
Aren't all your tweets subtweets? :/

I don't get all these unicorn jokes. I mean doesn't anyone care about sasquatch anymore?

Mama always said, Twitter is as Twitter does...

Umm, dear followers if you are sensitive you prolly shouldn't follow me. More importantly you prolly should go back to Facebook. :-)

How many sinus pills does it take before u see things? Asking for this rabbit that won't shut up while I find out.

What do u think men r thinking when they wear short shorts? r they going for the camel toe look?

Ok, so if the Kat was in the cradle with a silver spoon & he really saw a cow jump over the moon? I want to know what he had in the spoon?

Welcome back my friends
To the show that never ends
Were so glad you could attend
Come inside Come inside!

Good Morning Folks! :-)

Just got flashed on the interstate north of Indy

Thanks whichever twitter lady you were...
:-)

Why did that wood chuck ever start chucking wood in the first place?

It's times like these that make me wish i could remember times like these.

Long line at the topless lemonade stand this afternoon. :-) http://t.co/r3hpjDE1

You know your good when you Subtweet someone else's Subtweet...

I sometimes often wonder,

Are the Sailors that tweet on submarines considered subtweeters? :/

I don't want a twitter crush, I wanna feel you breathe...

In the realm of possibilities there is nothing more impossible than the possibility of never finding the realm... Or is that still possible!

Was thinking about doin some thinkin, but then I thought now I got a headache...I Think?

If a train leaves the airport at 7am headin for Bermuda, how many blueberries should there be in my Coffee?

Yup,one of those kinda days :/

Life isn't about winning & losing,
It's more about not bein brought down by fucktards who thrive on makin everyone as miserable as they are!

There needs to be a Subtweet Law...

As if you women aren't confusing enough as it is, hey guys now you guess if this is about you... :/