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I have a new inspiration. I'm going to create two new accounts. One where I pretend to be a chick and one that posts all the DMs I get.
Why is everyone getting circumcised for Bieber?
Nicholas Brendon and Bruce Campbell will both be in Louisville at the end of the month. I can finally prove they are father and son.
Strawberry Shart Cake
Koalas have syphilis. I really don't think I need to add anything else to that.
I used the word totes and not referencing storage boxes. Totes kill me.
The Dick Clark enforced non-violence pact between Carson Daly and Ryan Seacrest is now over. There can be only one.
When will people learn to just ignore the Westboro Baptist Church and let them become just background noise? DONT FEED THE TROLLS.
Why isn't it called brainpain? Headache doesn't even rhyme.
Having a serious Oxford comma debate yet again. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR ENGLISH PROF SAID. USE IT. IT IS MORE CONCISE AND LESS AMBIGUOUS.
I was literally taught how to whistle Dixie before I was 5 and I still have all my teeth past 30. #beatthesystem
Had social interactions. Excited about the upcoming fist bump from my therapist.
I’ve consumed so much Mtn Dew today that I am now considered a mythical folk hero in the Appalachians.