Bosingwa, Kalou, King, Saha, Cuellar, Heskey, Klasnic, Andy Johnson, Danny Murphy, Auerlio, hargreaves, Kuszack and Owen ALL RELEASED!

Nah man blood of Jesus covering my house and my fam always God forbid bad thing on my fam or any of my friends

Satan won't come in the form of horns and flames…he comes in the form of Derek #Eastenders

RT @afoafterdark: “@jellybelly31: So there is now an Ethiopian restaurant on alfreton road! Hmmm” // is it a bin?// LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RT @supremeonee: #ThingsAfricanMumsSay "Oya wake up, we are going night vigil" *cries* // LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Isaiah 40 vs 31 "…but those who hope in the lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like super eagles…"

How many times are Kat and Alfie gonna be preeing each other through the window lol #Easteanders

#InAnAfricanHouse You're aunty comes over and asks you "so are you in primary 6 or?"

http://t.co/8b4V7QaX Have a read =]

Man utd took 6 in the back screaming lalala

Imagine God told you the initials of the person you are going to marry loool

Kat is prime example of what a dumb bitch can do to a good man

RT @mr_mcscooby: RT @jamzldn: So Christmas dinner is done and your mum says someone has to do the dishes... pic.twitter.com/oZZ9KJol

Derek looooooool man lit the cigar nah he's taking Alfie for a teapot

When Buttner scored...that solitary tear fell from Evra's face

RT @tunmisea: #InAnAfricanHouse revise for 10hrs straight, go to check your facebook then you hear "All you kno is game"..

“@d_wittz: How could you put your girl in the walls of Jericho? 😂  http://lockerz.com/s/282988588 ” looooool

Why is Max promoting this incest….I blame Tanya #Eastenders

Please don't be Max #Eastenders

Your network just asked you "you mad bro" loool I would snap my sim in half right there