*Parents not home* Expectation: PARTAAAYYY! Reality: el botagaz dah beyshta3'al ezayy?!

El 7aga el wa7eeda el ba7ebaha we heya za7ma heya el talaga.

Ana 5ayfa afta7 el bab marra ala2i el makwagy bey2olly "mabtes2aleesh leh?"

"خالي من المواد الحافظة." ايه ده طب و خالتك منين؟ #ههههههههه

Kefaya over capacity ba2a! Twitter warani el Whale!

"Lights will guide you home.." LOL JK, kol el 3awameed ma7roo2a fe masr.

Adam Levine and Avril Lavigne need to meet up and decide on a spelling.

I set fire to the غ -Adele with a lisp

If Sean Paul and Pitbull do a duet it would go like this: "jasabdhjehnae Mr Worrlwide jahbrjuehhejd SeanDaPaul udhashbeehejhaej. DALE."

Fi nas keda te7es enaha lama hatmoot hatekteb 3al 2abr beta3ha "Meen fel gana?"

Christina Aguilera's kid is so lucky. I mean who wouldn't want to get yelled at with that voice?

It's all fun and games until someone buys a hotel in Monopoly.

This video is not available in your country. Just like everything else, go ride a camel or something lol.

تاني تاني

"If you're going to fail, make sure everyone fails along with you, you know, 3shan el curve." #IGCSE

Teftekro Saba7 ma7totlaha 3alamet el infinity fe shehadet el milad?

Boy are you current because you're a Q/t.

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me cry. -- @bitchlawsma7ty we don't want to see you at all.

Let's call it a night. -Adam and Eve when they were naming things

Crocs fel madrassa. Crocs aslan. #Seya3a101