Movember --» You're doing it wrong! @loutjievdmerwe @banjorstry @baasdebeer @hoerboer @broeslee2 http://t.co/3q7gwdeR

@dieoranje_skaap Gewoonlik as *girls vir 'n ou na seks vriendskap aanbied was daar baie Tequila betrokke of die seks was plein-weg k@k...

Amy Winehouse,​ Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix & Kurt Cobain all died at 27. Justin Bieber turns 27 in 2021. Patience, my friends.

@bwanachris #waystomendabrokenheart http://yfrog.com/kf11ubj

@real_maverick @garethcliff @samuelljackson #TequilaTuesday ☺ pic.twitter.com/YYEV1MMq

@nixodd A head's up before I started packing wud have been nice!!! =P

I'm following the Buddhist principle: *Smile as abuse is hurled your way and #Thistooshallpass

I'm all for erecting statues of our political leaders... It gives pigeons the opportunity to speak for us all!!!!

@jackspaint "@jumi_ferreira: @loutjievdmerwe @ruanstry #KWASVAT moet trend in pretoors vandag!" @baasdebeer @missbronni @ilzemarie1 @_mazz_

Man se' vir vrou: "Vanoggend ini shower. Toe kyk ek af en dink by myself; wat 'n heerlike lente". =P HaPpY SpRinG DaY TwEePs!! Xx

#thatawkwardmoment when the TV repair guy was here earlier and I forgot my black thong next to my skinnies on the floor...

#TotallyAGREE @bwanachris #SayNoToBrut @axe_sa

@baasdebeer @grafterstavern @yazurd @broeslee2 @gigigumdrop @missbronni @ladyrockersa @ilzemarie1 @ruanhaha R10 Caramel Vodka. #WIN ;)

@thejamesa "@itweetfacts: Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.""

@missbronni @ladyrockersa Behind every Bitch there's a man that made her that way. Strawberry Martini's Ladies? #waystomendabrokenheart