That lady's neck is eating her necklace.

I Fully admit I'm a fuck up..I make big mistakes and proud of it.

We have been married for ten years, I still listen to his every word. In case he says something intelligent, I won't miss it.

You call your self mom, and your kid is running around screaming. Hey mom this is when the mom part comes in stop that fucker.

You know u call me crazy! In case u haven't noticed I don't care. For the record yes I am fucking crazy so you my dear should fear me.

You all take twitter so seriously..damn

Hate to tell you but your kids are not as perfect as you tweet they are. #littlemonsters

Doing dishes;every time I think how mad my hubby makes me, I go break one.

Won four dollars on lottery ticket Yeah. To bad won't even buy me a gallon of gas.

My brother in law called to day,all I can say is wow. Do you have a brain cell left?

Hello everybody. I have been working in my back yard. And hubby's front. How is every body?

Thank you lord for making me the black sheep.

Monday's Howdy's @daemonhat @growmyown @mrs_powerweed @weedwhore2009 @lizzietishy @potheadsrunthis @thecreepingcrud @floaton420 @forever_l8

I really should not watch news! I'm constantly yelling at my tv.

Making fudge and having inappropriate thoughts. ;-).

Daughter is back up dancer on Glee this Tuesday nite everybody watch!

Breaking News who cares that Obama was born here,he still lies.

My mom told my brother she is afraid of me. Wtf! Haven't seen her since I was a kid.

You know you shouldn't poke crazy right?

It Is suppose to be 87 by Thursday.. Come on Thursday!