Business idea: Unrequested pizza delivery. Just go door to door.

Nothing is worth more than five dollars.

Hi JIM, we're THE FACEBOOK. We've made MAJOR UPDATES. What was on the LEFT is now on the RIGHT. Also that space that was BLUE is now GRAY.

@nathanblawrence @colewbradley Is your List of Shame a list of movies that you're ashamed to talk about because your opinion is weird?

@colewbradley I am cool with this plan so long as it is someone else being that hero and I am the pizzaless person in distress.

Thought I saw a dude in a klan hood and I was like "whoa, texas", but it was just a dude in a banana costume, so I was like "whoa, austin".

@nathanblawrence @colewbradley In the hearts of the children all around the world.

"Railroads are just hobo spaceships." - @colewbradley

Film pitch: Creaky Cryday. Two elderly people in a nursing home switch bodies. Nobody notices. They are both very sad.

"Angry bees", the new game for your telephone.

"Full of bees" describes the worst piñatas. The worst party favors.

@colewbradley @nathanblawrence LET'S BURN THE INTERNET.

@nathanblawrence Yo is your website literally just a photo of you holding Joyce or is there a secret part I can't find.

I'm shooting a film of Titus Andronicus. My shots and my actors will be tight-ish/androgynous.

I am pretty sure that nobody in this mediocre taco shop is wearing a halloween costume but also there is an x-man in this taco shop.

@marlomeekins My future-pitch plan for my future-wife has always been to make up a new last name. My suggestion is "Batman", but I'm open.

Finally watching the Dark Knight. My favorite part is how it keeps not ending.

@marlomeekins Everybody?

@marlomeekins Shhhh... don't wake up twitter.

@bradbirda113 @emilvanzuylen Taking grain out of a movie is like taking brushstrokes off a painting.