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"If you've been injured, I'm Tony Nguyen." -TV lawyer with a poor sense of conditionals.
Business idea: Unrequested pizza delivery. Just go door to door.
"Avocado fart yogurt" -a window.
I like the Raid and I know it was a choice and I respect it but I want to say "hey guys let's address this white point issue you're having".
Nothing is worth more than five dollars.
Hi JIM, we're THE FACEBOOK. We've made MAJOR UPDATES. What was on the LEFT is now on the RIGHT. Also that space that was BLUE is now GRAY.
Thought I saw a dude in a klan hood and I was like "whoa, texas", but it was just a dude in a banana costume, so I was like "whoa, austin".
Film pitch: Creaky Cryday. Two elderly people in a nursing home switch bodies. Nobody notices. They are both very sad.
"Angry bees", the new game for your telephone.
"Full of bees" describes the worst piñatas. The worst party favors.