Does anyone know this lady? My husband found her in Kenridge today, she is very disoriented. Please rt? #oldlady pic.twitter.com/48zHvDm47M

Woopwoop!! “@gussilber: The secret is out! Sting will be touring SA in March, 2012, as part of his Back to Bass Tour. via @missseed”

“@lawyerthoughts: A cow photobombing a horse stuck in a fence will make your day better. pic.twitter.com/npdjFdXX” hahaha!

RT @thejolurie: Tweet of the week! RT @spillly: I coloured my hair today. Never doing that again. It took 3 hours and 11 permanent markers.

@jane_anne62 @soniacabano2 and @abidonnelly talking about food blogging at #openbook http://t.co/fp61obu3

“@shellspembroke: It's becoming apparent that God is trying to smite someone in Joburg.” Favorite #JoziRAIN tweet so far

“@tanyakovarsky: New post: Could this be why there are "mommy wars"? http://t.co/DuftZbBY” Well said!

Seen on a taxi. No words. http://t.co/dwTkPPcm

RT @gussilber New DA site, hypnotically tallying "Rands lost" by Govt, is best use of web by political SA party ever. http://bit.ly/gkMDDI

@bronwynnortje not a single person my age. Plenty of divorced, waiting for the second weddings :)

@mel1206 hi! Thank you :)

@melchisnall Thank you lovely @jdeneen4 @stazmaniadevil @amyjanie @katewhinehall @janinehuldie @ohboy_mom

“@thenextmartha: Trying to please people? Want people to like you? Unable to say no? Don't worry. That all stops at 40 and it's glorious.

“@dana_bruno: To Do lists are for losers. I make Ta-Da lists.” <- me

“@wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.” For @tanyakovarsky

“@mrsmithmachine: Hailstorm in Jozi: Outsurance website crashes. Hailstorm in Cape Town: Instagram crashes.” Haha! #truetweet

“@ministryofmum: To all mums who feel or are made to feel like they don't contribute or are worthless: YOU'RE AMAZEBALLS.
#thatisall”<- that

And. @gordonramsay has bulldogs. Only good people own bulldogs. #bitofacrush

@comradesipho as if not one African person in the whole country lives in a shack. Infuriating.

I realised tonight that I was in Amsterdam in 1995 when Ajax won the Champions League also in Amsterdam, purely by chance.