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I told my brother all about Twitter last night. He may come to join the party.
The open, lonely bed is always where those stupid emotions kick in. Lame vagina.
My birthday is in 9 days. I want money, free tattoos, booze and hot sex. First come, first serve.
Last night: Got drunk. Got two lap dances. Laughed a lot. Bruised my ass. Got kissed. :-) I'm satisfied.
My fingers are asian!!!!!!
Chips, salsa and margaritas
I'm in the process of a massage, pedicure, manicure and waxing. Life is good.
I have a headache every single day. It never fails. Beyond ridiculous.
I'm going to fall asleep. Staring at spreadsheets all day makes for a boring ass time.
I'm under construction. Unless you're going to help build...stay away. :)