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Lots of "tweet this at 12.51 tomorrow to remember #eqnz" suggestions. How about just not tweeting and having an actual moment of silence?
Yay these illegal files are almost finished downloading! #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay #no?
Parliament TV atm resembles nothing more than 3rd form speeches - no-one knows the topic & everyone wrote it the night before #blackout
Assume people referring to #teapottapes as "the teabagging incident" between Key and Banks are unaware of what 'teabagging' is
"Lose yourself in McDonalds chicken snacks range?" Really? OH FUCK I'M STUCK IN A NUGGET
Felt a bit weird this morning - thought it might be Romance in the Air but actually had my undies on backwards. True story.
Headline: "Chinese bid for Crafar Farms accepted" General theme of comments: "This has nothing to do with the article, but I'm a bit racist"
Twitter, 7pm: "Oooh, election! I love the election." Twitter, 11pm: "This election is dumb. I hate the election."
New theory about the ongoing extreme cold snaps: Happy Feet is a penguin wizard making NZ more like his icy home
Overhead in office: "Kim, I'm just sending you an email." Presumably this is to prevent Kim from getting a fright when it arrives?
I wish ALL news was written like #eqnz news: "In business, the brave Kiwi dollar fell before the savage rise of uncaring commodity prices"
Let's make a film about life of National Bank Horse. "His coat was black... but his heart was green." Like War Horse but better #BankHorse
I generally respect Michael Laws' right to air his attention-seekingly ugly opinions, but saying some women deserve abuse? FUCK RIGHT OFF
Things work internet is slower than: Home internet, cafe internet, turtles
Overheard on the bus: "Katy Perry is, like, literally stuck in my head." GOOD GOD SHE MUST BE TINY
Yo America, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Christchurch... #eqnz #kanyequake