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When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.
Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks.
Nine months if things go really wrong.
My wife is on her exclamation mark.
A gentleman remembers her birthday, but forgets her age.
My mind has a dick of its own.
Ron Jeremy's in the hospital?
Yeah, I've seen this one.
So you're telling me that for $399 my iPhone can be a half-inch longer?
When is the iPenis coming out?
I hope NASA finds life on Mars and it immediately hands them lemons just for the hell of it.
I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.
Technically all underwear are edible if you're drunk enough.
Never forget: you are a victorious sperm.
I totally hope some Russian couple found a superbaby this morning.
Good eye, Forrest Whitaker. Good eye.
If you wanna fuck, tug on my dick 2 times. If you don't wanna fuck, tug on my dick 437 times.
The NFL has its first female referee. Guess we don’t need instant replay anymore.
Ladies, if I kiss your hand, don’t mistake me for a gentleman.
I’m just smelling your fingers.
God gave you two ears and one mouth because I have two hands and one penis.
Unfortunately for me, "balls deep" and "just the tip" are the exact same thing.
Guys. I was drunk-tweeting from the Superdome and tripped over some stupid wire. In the bathroom line now. Who's winning?
I pulled out in front of someone today.
Didn’t have a choice.
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