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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of
The way you star me makes me want to swallow your TL
What's that? A cucumber is for eating? Shut up!
Afternoon naps are the best
I took my glasses to the toilet with me so I could tweet. God I'm so sexy.
So, after watching the confusion & revulsion on my Dads face after he read my tweets, we've decided it's better that I block him *waves* x
It's a good thing I can recognise when I'm being a douche. I should probably stop it when I make the realisation though...
Why is it called 'after dark' when it is really 'after light'??
I wish there was a button on the tv to turn up the intelligence
I'm sure I need stronger glasses because of twitter
I would gleefully inflict savage pain on you & not feel any remorse. This concerns me somewhat.
Watching Return of the Jedi, nothing more to add to that
People with pets; clean your house, it's fucking gross & not endearing in ANY way
Oh god I hate how spiteful I can be
No matter how big & bad you are, if a 2 year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
Yes, I realise I'm not exactly 'cool', & that's ok, you'll grow up some day too
People who tweet like you're texting; this is why no-one wants to follow you!!
Oh fuck I'm ranting again
Everyone has an opinion. Oh & the possibilities of the future McJones' are endless...