Speaking of eyebrows, I really wish you hoes would stop butchering yours. & WHY would any of you just shave them off & draw them on!? #NOOO

I used to be a cheater.
I realize now that's for the weak.
The insecure and the cold-hearted.

If you take me to see Bon Iver, I put out on the first date.

I AM NOT GOING TO PCOLA PRIDE

Can't stop listening to Lana's "Young & Beautiful"...over & over.

When something drastic or terrible happens in your life. You realize how easy it is to let go of things/people that don't matter.

Making Voodoo dolls out of anyone that participates in Throwback Thursday, Transformer Tuesday, Fuck you Friday, See I'm slutty on Saturdee.

Take the animal print seat covers out, please. #why

If you've got a man that'll walk around a mall for hours while you ask him if you look fat, let that poor fucker play video games in peace.

If you can't spell, use proper English, or if you are incapable of using correct grammar - I am instantly turned off by you.

If 90% of the things that come out of your mouth are negative comments, I'm instantly turned off by you.

I'm sprung.

Someone that doesn't want to give up on you. That's some shit. The good shit.

Some people just gotta ruin it for everybody.

May the bridges we burn
only light our way.

MEN, if you wear puka shells you have fantasies about Jimmy Buffett and Kenny Chesney doing you in the butt.

Someone buy me the Harry Potter DVD collection for Valentines Day.

Someone buy me a longboard for Valentines Day.

There's a room full of niggas, what you followin' me for?

I love Nola because bars are open 24 hours for Mardi Gras bye