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So apparently a group of MC students made an instagram to make fun of other MC students. Totally forgot we were still in middle school.
Sometimes I look at people and think "You probably had one hell of a MySpace"
I'd be pretty content to just spend the rest of my day hanging out with a small herd of kittens.
Apparently, in the restaurant industry, "booth" is an adequate response to "How are you?"
I will be done with college in exactly one month. I haven't felt like this since the weeks leading up to the series finale of Lost.
Checking her instagram, Skylar scowled. "Walt, you can't post selfies in the meth lab if you want our story to be believable."
It's hilarious that we're such emotional, spiritual, and intelligent creatures, yet burdened by our biological requirement to poop.
On a scale of Bin Laden to Toby Keith, how much do you love America?
Anyone remember those kids from high school that always ran to lunch? Hilarious, those.
There's just never enough macaroni and cheese.
Step 1. Go to Cade's Cove, Step 2. Slow car and point into forest (at nothing), Step 3. Watch as tourists frantically look at nothing
Winter is the annoying guy that always manages to find out about the party. And, as usual, he's arriving early.
Sometimes I wish I was at the ocean more than anything. So I go to Target instead.
I wonder if Jafar was a part of the Taliban.
Sometimes I'm not even certain I have a solid grip on reality anymore.
Today has been so damn productive for me: Dr. appointment, career meeting, laundry, house hunting...even a documentary.
It's taken me 17 long years to get here, but I just finished my final class of college.
I'm the guy you call when the other guy you called couldn't make it.