So apparently a group of MC students made an instagram to make fun of other MC students. Totally forgot we were still in middle school.

Sometimes I look at people and think "You probably had one hell of a MySpace"

I'd be pretty content to just spend the rest of my day hanging out with a small herd of kittens.

Apparently, in the restaurant industry, "booth" is an adequate response to "How are you?"

I will be done with college in exactly one month. I haven't felt like this since the weeks leading up to the series finale of Lost.

On a scale of Bin Laden to Toby Keith, how much do you love America?

Anyone remember those kids from high school that always ran to lunch? Hilarious, those.

There's just never enough macaroni and cheese.

Step 1. Go to Cade's Cove, Step 2. Slow car and point into forest (at nothing), Step 3. Watch as tourists frantically look at nothing

Winter is the annoying guy that always manages to find out about the party. And, as usual, he's arriving early.

It's taken me 17 long years to get here, but I just finished my final class of college.

It's been four days since I smoked a cigarette and I seriously feel a thousand times better. More energy, clearer head, better attitude.

@katyperry any chance of a shout out for a tipsy birthday ginger?

This sort of rain makes me want to just stay in and watch movies. And wear pajamas. And drink wine. Oh God, I've become a woman.

"God must have spent a little more time on you"-me to macaroni and cheese

If I could have any job in the world, I'd like to get paid to eat cereal.

Nap so hard (that bed cray)

...what is going on right now? @kmswafford @caiytelynne

Just saw the graduation stage. Vomited. Just saw my total student loans amount. Projectile vomited.

Today has been so damn productive for me: Dr. appointment, career meeting, laundry, house hunting...even a documentary.