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Dear hot chicks on Twitter,
DO NOT post pics of your boyfriends. Keep the fantasy going.
Every guy on Twitter
"We met on Twitter." Said no normal happy couple ever.
If I'm into a woman I will woo her to get her. Once I get her I keep wooing. The wooing should never stop fellas. Women deserve to be wooed.
Nothing makes a beautiful woman even more beautiful than her having an unselfish heart.
Funny women are sexy.
How come every time I turn on MTV some douchebag or slut is either fighting or crying?! Or fighting and crying??? WTF? Where's Bill Bellamy?
A beautiful woman who doesn't act like she knows she's a beautiful woman is that much more beautiful.
Women, animals & kids. You never hurt them ever. Killing kids? I hope that sick fuck gets raped in hell by the devil's pitchfork every day.
Real tough guys don't make women cry. Real tough guys beat up wannabe tough guys that make women cry
Just so you know, there is no need for Black Friday shopping since the creation of the internet. You all aren't crazy, you're stupid.
If you don't tweet for awhile I just unfollow you assuming one of your Twitter stalkers murdered you.
Nothing more disappointing than a chick who takes a pic of her feet near a pool. All or nothing honey. That's what we want.
Too many women think they're princesses. Well a king wants a queen. I leave the princesses for the stable boys & court jesters.
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that dunk fries in ketchup and those that pour ketchup on the fries. I don't trust pourers.
Interesting women are so damn sexy.
I don't give a shit about those "cute" shapes that some asshole hipster made in your coffee this morning. For the record.
Patriots bye week is the saddest Sunday of the season.
Social media is social media. Real life is real life. Keep it separate and the stress stays away.
Of course I swear on social media. I'm a grown up. I can buy porn and lottery tickets too. The fuck?