"fuck your dead" actually means "I'm a dirty stupid gypsy with a very limited vocabulary, no education and is just a complete waste of life"

@kevinjohnsonfl @chrissharons @christianpies You guys can hack all of the porn in the world, but can't hack a mine craft key?

Please. Kill me. I cannot take another day of fucking baseball. Fuck Yankees, fuck Raul fuck bases and balls and bats. Fuck the whole sport.

aww how cute! It's the fake Daniel and Vanessa! http://t.co/bfcVURJO

Fun fact: Ask someone what color their shirt is. After they answer, play them in rock paper scissors. They will pick scissors. Have fun

For the record, I screwed a maid on the SIMS.

This guy on Craigslist is selling a car, so I asked for pictures of it. This is what he sent me. http://t.co/j1U2gr4F

We all know a Cat who buys Magic The Gathering cards.

Lately, Chris Guys has been this scrooge grumpy little guy and cussing everything and calling everything gay. You okay, bro? @chrisguys

I may have laughed way too hard at this.  http://instagr.am/p/Rwy7Kfmecl/ 

Chris Sharons is the whitest fucking nigger ever.

So girls take pride in "getting allot of dick" now a days?

http://t.co/JwhVoQsV there we go.

teach a man how to fish, man will never go hungry... teach a man to fap, man will never go crazy.

Girl's tummies >

@lance713 @theepicgypsy @nickyt_91 @n7chril it's kinda like a bodee, you pay to fuck her, AND she cleans your house. B)

@n7chril @theepicgypsy @lance713 I read this without knowing about earlier mentions of the Sims, and in the wrong context, MFW >

I don't like golf. I don't like fishing. How many times would I have to say this?

YEP. AM NOT SLEEPIN' TONIGHT http://t.co/1iuTlvzh

ERMAHGERD ERM TERDER SHERERNS