@dantup “Will it blend?” taught people the wrong things about blenders, eh?

 http://j.mp/12yrQYT  “Dont Take Your Vitamins” Amazing that this has to be repeated every other year…

@0xabad1dea That’s where malloc is nicer with its free(myhead) :)

@twotribes Malware is probably the only way to make money on 'droid }=]

@domipheus Or maybe you haters just need to be specific in your wants? Related: The Metro start screen is a way better startmenu :)

@grumpusnation @adtothebone Hm, "Jammerschnute" seems to be close enough, which means something like "whiney face". Tagging @twotribes :)

That explains everything. Everything. RT @mituk "[Star Trek] always felt too philosophical for me." - JJ Abrams.  http://trinandtonic.tumblr.com/post/50516608748/wilwheaton-sigh-the-whole-point-of-star-trek … Erm.

@getwired @dszp WHat a PoSH thing to say!

@dantup Ever since you became a dad you seem to have moved into the Get off my lawn!” group :O

@dantup But they do not fly as good as triangular ones!

„Rund ein Viertel der Materie im Weltall ist Gurkenmaterie.“

 http://philsturgeon.co.uk/blog/2013/01/php-6-pissing-in-the-wind … “PHP 6: Pissing in the Wind”

@kellabyte @gblock Both Cassandra and Riak ain’t that cool anymore: They’re over one year old!!1 ;)

@creep3r Wenn die mal nicht gegen irgendein Jugendschutzgesetzt verstossen…

 http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2013/01/the-beatles-of-comedy/309185/?single_page=true … “The Beatles of Comedy”

Now this could be a xmas present for a geek:  http://intertwitter.com/  /via @shanselman

Tea Party: The US brings random laws abroad, but not human rights to the homeland!  http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/santorums-new-cause-opposing-the-disabled/2012/11/26/9ab0605a-3829-11e2-b01f-5f55b193f58f_story.html …

@twotribes Und Stuttgart :S Frankfurt :F Who’s happy now?!

@drpizza Bachmann/Palin 2016 sure is a change I can believe in!

@jennifermarie So you are saying that your sanity will be toasted by the end of the day?