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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WASH YOUR JEANS, THAT'S DISGUSTING
I'm sippin' on coke and rum,
I'm like so what I'm drunk,
It's a three day weekend baby,
I'm about to have me some fun.
Trying to decide on a new bikini for my trip to South Beach. Teeny or tiny?
The word aspiring is spelled UNEMPLOYED.
Remember what imagination did for something as simple as Animal Crackers?
When did I lose that?
The best part about not drinking anymore is waking up the day after a party and feeling so good. That & all the blackmail pics I now have 😜
Stand-up comedian . On the weekends I shit in grand pianos for charity. Instagram: filetking