being nice is the easiest thing to do and the hardest thing to fake.

Mama duck and her duckling train in downtown Grand Rapids -  http://instagram.com/p/ZdUQCWGT7y 

Hats off to the warriors they look like a legit contender for the NBA finals and or the iron throne.

Sharks aren't so bad. If some stranger came into my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

This girl actually asked me if I'd date someone that used to have sex for money. I do believe slapping a girl is ok in this situation.

People get offended way too easy nowadays, just chill and enjoy life. Keep calm and shut up.

So tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth?

Or is Monday just May Sith?

I'm starting a kickstarter to raise money for me to buy a ticket to see Zach Braff's movie

@nflosophy ..." One scout just texted that his GM refuses to even consider Tyler Bray …called his whiteboard interview the worst he'd seen.”

is everyone in the big bang theory audience being blackmailed to laugh I don't get it

@terrapinprime Every time I hear that song I'm like  http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/36680629.jpg …

The range of emotions a lobster goes thru from being chosen at the tank to being boiled alive must be how it feels to be drafted by the Jets

I love all living things. Except chickens. Get in my shit, you stupid meat plants.

Freaking love Arya and the hound. #gameofthrones

@mayanrelic @terrapinprime when you find out can you tell me how to fix it.I find joy by inflicting more sadness.

Of course Anne Frank would have been a Belieber. That's why she had to go.

being deaf would be so hard. you would never be able to tell if you pulled off a silent fart. :(

#Spartacus' @stevendeknight reveals key info about his new show #Incursion: Fans of kickass scifi women, take note  http://huff.to/10Mxylf 

Rabbits that lay peanut butter eggs are the best kind of rabbits.

SPOILER ALERT: I heard that on tonight's Game of Thrones premiere, Khaleesi offers this guy some aquaphor pic.twitter.com/BUILKYDIVG