You hear it first on twitter

how the fuck do you wake up dead? RT “@boobgan_: Omg what if we all wake up dead?”

Do you ever think wow when you look at someones twitter display. "Wow, you are pretty"

#100factsaboutme I like falling asleep listening to the rain

Those 'up and coming' rapper dudes are filling my timeline with retweets of cutest follower bullshit. #whatamifollowingthem #unfollow

#sometimesyouhaveto get the fuck over it

#FF these two drop kicks @_annyma and @grace_elisabeth because they're entertaining and get a kick out of being bitches yo.

There should be a "delete drunk texts before you wake up and get embarrassed button" hahaha

#factsaboutme to many people have seen me naked

#thingsthatdontgotogehter twitter and a good nights sleep

Where the fuck is @_annyma does she actually have a life?

#50thingsihate I only hate one thing, Australians.

@_annyma babe is pretty girls who are girlfriend potential hahaha hot is sluts but can be used to describe babes too.

@_annyma Hahahah they just came back with BK then locked themselves in his room #romanticdinneroff

Awkward moment when you make a grammatical mistake to some anal bitch who picks up on that shizzz #mybad

#itshardwhen i ask @_annyma what her favourite drinks are and she replies within 10 seconds with a huge list #alcoholicsinthebuilding

#itshardwhen you can't take @_annyma seriously

#somebodyonmytimeline needs to get kissed by a dementor and die

#somebodyonmytimeline should keep their pants on over harry potter

@thatssokiva @grace_elisabeth @_annyma Nah man Grace just thinks because anny is Asian shes good at art HAHAHAHA