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It amazes me how unintelligent toddlers are.
Why is every song about love and hooking up? Why can't they be about nuns and cats and shit?
My mom just texted me asking if I wanted to get ice cream. I can justify taking a work break for that.
That's it, I'm moving back to California. #NoPromises
Thinking about starting to write my name on all things I touch that way when Im famous people will b able to sell my old coffee cups on ebay
30 year old dude is playing his pocket gameboy in the airport. I did not judge him just now.
Titanic in 3D motha fuckas!!
Now I'm dancing with my zumba instructor. Life doesn't get better then this
Making mother fucking art as a release. You all should try it.
I'm reading all of my tweets and pretending that I'm funny.
I could go for a dozen Donut Man doughnuts and a gallon of chocolate milk. And I wouldn't even diet after
i really don't want to go to zumba tonight, but i'm going to go anyway. thank god for yoga pants...if you know what i mean.
i think women are prettiest in jeans or sweatpants, and a t-shirt and glasses. but who cares what i think, i'm just a silly little lesbian.
I am still getting my haircut tomorrow no matter what happens today.
I JUST WANT A SNOW CONE
herro! i'm tessica! i think the world deserves a laugh, so laugh at me!!