72 year old man who lost everything just said "Everything I have belonged to God, so what He does with it is his choice." #PrayForOklahoma

Hey, Powerball winner ... I know where you can put some of that 600 million dollars to good use ... #prayforoklahoma

People ask "Where is God In this disaster?" look at everyone running towards the disaster to help-That's where you'll find him #PrayForOK

If Destiny's Child can come back so can the 49ers...

The SuperDome had too much power so the Democrats had to take half of it and give it to less fortunate stadiums.

Obama will grab the early lead Tuesday, until the republicans get off of work. ;)

Remember to change your clocks tonight and your president on Tuesday! #FallBack #NObama

A boy makes excuses, a Man accepts responsibility.

Lights out at the Super Bowl ... THANKS, OBAMA.

Cure for cancer might have just been discovered!!!!!! RT to get the great news out!!!!! #Repost #AwesomeNews  http://lockerz.com/s/288893671 

SAW BEYONCÉ NOW IM SWEATIN' WOOO

Girls like it when you put your hand on their lower back while introducing them. Makes us feel like princess & all we see is rainbows/hearts

If Brittany Spears got through 2007, you can get through today.

I want people to favorite this tweet.

The high today was 75• ... The low was when I ate a full sleeve of thin mints.

Buffalo Wild Wings just hit the switch

Romney/Ryan 2012 🗽❤

Guys like: their family, their bro's, food, sports, tits, beer, dogs, hot girls, their 2-in-1 shampoo/body wash, blowjobs and America.

Tomorrow is Hug-An-Athlete day! So... #HugAnAthleteTomorrow .... K! 👍

I guess last thing I've got to say is: NEVER give up on the person you love.