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It's funny how delusional some people are. Really, you're not as awesome as mommy and daddy must have repeatedly told you.
And to anybody who thinks less of a person for their race, gender, sex orientation, or beliefs...FUCK YOU!!! Do society a favor and die.
I called her at work. Bitches love being called at work for no reason other than to be told you love them.
How do you win at twitter? WTF is twitter famous and why would anyone care? Poor, slightly retarded simpletons.
Beer high <<<< weed high. Just sayin.
Twitter = therapy. #JustSayin
I had a psychiatrist tell me my marijuana use is what causes my depression. Fucking idiot. That was a one and done.
HAPPY PRE-FRIDAY BITCHES!!!
Those things that you have to do, but really don't want to at all. They suck.
Must make walmart trip. Current status: getting really fucking high.
Trying to be a chill stoner. I love my wife @Mrs_Rips, our kid @MiniRips, my dog Hero. I don't auto follow back EVER! Say high n shit.