@ahoychrispineda Madonna -into the groove? (I do really dance alone with the doors closed at times...)

I don't want the world. I just want your half.

Facebook is evil. Can we all deactivate our accounts please?? It will make it easy for me to deactivate mine if everyone else does it

I am incapable of wrapping a gift without getting at least one hair stuck on the tape. pic.twitter.com/XRncvcJb

@uberfacts that bitch! #jealoustweet

Once the sweatpants come on, there's no going back.

@ahoychrispineda that's because they all wanna BE YOU!! 💜💜

I had the urge to do some work, so I poured another cup of coffee and waited for the urge to go away

@uberfacts crap. Well there goes my Friday night!

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@uberfacts and thank goodness for that!!!

When you make something no one hates, no one loves it.

If you find someone who can make you laugh while you’re standing in line at the DMV, then you've found someone special!

RIP Dick Clark

Good friends show up when you ask them to, great friends show up when you don't ask them to, and best friends show up with wine.

@dipdipdata haha it is challenging at times, i'll admit. But we're not always a picnic either lol

You know what is so great about the show Spartacus, other than the amazing storyline and the special effects? The half naked men!

6 months of 💕💕💕💕

I just claimed my place in space. Please increase my chances and get a headstart yourself!  http://space.klm.com/place/6cbfb1ad0c532bb75ba590a9e2958cb99da2942b34f0180ac8c84e0221d0bfb0?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=share&utm_term=registration&utm_content=6cbfb1ad0c532bb75ba590a9e2958cb99da2942b34f0180ac8c84e0221d0bfb0&utm_campaign=earned …

REUNION!!! pic.twitter.com/gg0Y9PeyPY