@reverend_scott so that was you in A Clockwork Orange?

@demented_jokes well this is depressing. I'm not in your country and cannot call or text you.

@nikiwithissues more like, screw you, on the batmobile.

@badadvicenurse if magical equals retarded, then I completely agree with you.

@nikiwithissues your ass. Filed under things I'd like on my face.

@ispypanda don't hate on Magic. Its one of the best birth controls ever. Couple that with the fanny pack and you've got a virginity saver.

Sweet, jumping, jelly bean.

@ispypanda maybe, but if you eat too much human you start to get the shakes.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

When in doubt, C4.

Watching big bang theory episode pancake batter anomaly. Bisquick commercial comes on... #theyknow O.O