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If I were a basic bitch I'd be happily married by now.
Dear fag hags, remember when you're at gay clubs you're a guest. Mind your fucking manners. Needless to say, just had to check a bitch.
The comic on mic right now is making himself laugh really hard and nobody else is joining in. Think he's missing the point of this exercise
Jessica Simpson is pregnant again. Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid dieting.
I'm really good with hecklers. You heckle for fun I'll have fun back. You say something hateful I make you never wanna heckle again.
Jesus died on a cross so I could get fucked in my asshole and I don't intend to let his death be in vain. -#HappySunday
Is the new thing, not writing jokes? Just wear hipster clothes and throw out premises? #NotGettingIt
Why do some club owners think that having me headline means we should have all gay comics. The fact that I'm gay doesn't make it a theme.
When did stand up become a hipster sport?
I miss gay being dirty and shameful
Just officially signed with my new manager and yes I'm happy about it :-)
Dear "comics", being tired is not an excuse for having a shitty set. If you were really a comic u would know being tired is part of the job.
Why do so many people think they have to move to LA to NOT make it? You can be a failure anywhere and pay less rent.
My Dad called and said he wanted to talk to me about my blog....Don't know why you didn't just leave a comment, but okay.
If Clint Eastwood could see me work an empty room I KNOW he would be proud.
Gotta find a mirror so I can dance with my boyfriend.
I'm a comedian, my ex-wife is a man and my parents are the shit. Welcome to my world ;-) #AmericasFavoriteFag