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I try to drink alot of water every day because nobody realizes its vodka
He pulls your undies down with his teeth as he looks you in the eye......... FUCK YEAH, THAT!
Last year I spent more money on ammo than alcohol..... How ya like me now?
When Vodka is not there..... there is always Rum and Tequila. Cheers Fuckers!
kissable huggable loveable unbelieveable
When he fucks you so hard that you need your inhaler.....
Numb face, warm vagina and horny state............ is what happens to good people on Vodka.
That’s all I’m thinking about so that’s all you get.
I've got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date, so yeaaaa....this donut is about to be my bitch!
may i tie you up an play with you for a while?
why r there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, may cause extreme sexiness or bigger tits
Baby, the only time I want you holding my hands is when you're trying to keep me from squirming.
You can tell how good your weekend was, by the number of bruises you have by the end of it!!!
There's no mistaking when you've crossed into the state of Kentucky. #jortsgalore
Speaking of choking chickens, one time at band camp..
I started a Twitter account and all I got was a compulsion to drink alcohol, eat bacon and masturbate non-stop.
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for u to knock down... Well i just beat my high score!!
Vodka is my kryptonite. I can be easily distracted. I think... oh look, skittles!