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He pulls your undies down with his teeth as he looks you in the eye......... FUCK YEAH, THAT!
Last year I spent more money on ammo than alcohol..... How ya like me now?
Numb face, warm vagina and horny state............ is what happens to good people on Vodka.
I've got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date, so yeaaaa....this donut is about to be my bitch!
why r there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, may cause extreme sexiness or bigger tits
Baby, the only time I want you holding my hands is when you're trying to keep me from squirming.
You can tell how good your weekend was, by the number of bruises you have by the end of it!!!
There's no mistaking when you've crossed into the state of Kentucky. #jortsgalore
Found her on http://t.co/IhAC1Xg6 - Retweet if you would fuck her http://t.co/LKDmicDi
I started a Twitter account and all I got was a compulsion to drink alcohol, eat bacon and masturbate non-stop.
Double Rainbow, whatever. How about Quadruple Rainbow. [PIC] #Godisawesome #meme http://t.co/kjZq2oVo
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for u to knock down... Well i just beat my high score!!
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