“@uberfacts: The ancient Greeks believed that red heads would turn into vampires after they died.” @redgradel @emilyyluther

Playin NCAA 13 as UC and seeing Calhoun in the background. @twittterlessjoe @steve_kap84 @fireballspecht @mikaylaerinn @christaaa__8

@comedyposts: Hey I just met you, and this is loco, but here's four candies, YOU GO GLEN COCO!” I love this and I think @ashleylandolfi will

Pitino is gonna go to the Bronx and find some hoorats to celebrate with. #FuckYou

“@quotingswag: Barking back at dogs to show them who's boss.” @paigeymarie2013

Not me... RT @uberfacts: The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.

Wow no #Bearcats in that. This is horse shit.

I want Eric to sing me happy birthday
 http://youtu.be/wxsbL0KHBsk 

Hearing one direction and thinking "that's definitely our band..." #BearcatNation

“@uberfacts: Smarter people are more likely to suffer from anxiety and depression.” @bearcatglooby I'm not smart.

“@mayorburnsy: You get to be a GM but your only QB options are Mike Vick and Mark Sanchez. Who do you take?” I quit.

I would like to fight the city of Louisville. Who's with me? @nb0622 @_natethegreat_6 @_morganmarieee @steve_kap84 @twittterlessjoe

“@uberfacts: Women remember men with a deep voice more than those with a high voice.” Why do people remember Bieber?

“@uberfacts: About 1-2% the worldwide population has naturally red hair.” @redgradel

“@pimpcartman: What does the NFL and brokeback mountain have in common? The cowboys suck…” @steve_kap84

“@herestothe90s: Oh Debbie... http://t.co/pIWIEmun” @thedebbyryan

“@uberfacts: The smallest human penis in record history was just 5/8 of an inch long.” it's @sicknash

“@uberfacts: Studies show men prefer brunettes over blondes.” @brunette__mafia

"Mr. Feeney is very smart
In many subjects including art.
But he can't help me with my frustration
C'MON TOPANGA!" #BoyMeetsWorld

“@uberfacts: Most people who commonly use sarcasm don’t see themselves as being mean or hurtful - They see themselves as being funny.” hmmmm