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The best place to hide your weapon after murdering someone is second page of Google search result.
God hates sin? I hate whole fucking trigonometry.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
Just had a deep conversation with an elevator operator. Talked about many ups and downs he has seen in his life.
An engineer with a beard is a real engineer .
An engineer without beard is a corporate slave.
How do Congress expect Pakistan to accept their involvment in 26/11 when Digvijay Singh is busy in proving that 26/11 was RSS' plan.
whenever I see Sonakshi dancing to "Rani mein tu raja" I can't help but scream " tondat ghe na maza".
If a gorgeous female loses her watch then does she become a timeless beauty?
If you add "Chicken" before an Italian player's name it sounds like a meal. Eg - Chicken Chielinni, Chicken Gatusso.
Apostrophe - A comma that got high.
#ImSoMiddleClass that I turn on my PC when my neighbour start their wifi.
Dia Mirza gives all sexual hints and the guy instead of going to her place starts applying WildStone. WildStone guys are cool like that.
When Sanjay Dutt will be in jail he will be eagerly waiting for his next release.
They block Vimeo for inspiring piracy? Really? How many of these govt officials and ISPs use Original windows?
Angels deserve to die but Pirlo doesn't deserve to cry.
Atheists would be of no value if there was no god.
If postman doesn't deliver, does he cry? #Balotelli
If I tell you to stop tweeting. Will you? No, right? Now stop advising Sachin about quitting cricket.