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Oh! I shouldn't respond to emails with "Listen Asshole" when technically my job description is technical support? I didn't realize.
Hey you! Ya you, the guy picking his nose at the stoplight. You know you can see through the glass from BOTH sides, right?
Here's a hint handsome, when you smile at me and wink, you might want to put the hand with the wedding ring in your pocket.
"I work weekends" is my plausible excuse when asked "Why are you still single?" "Because I'm a bitch" just leads to more questions.
Got my free condom today. Does this come with a guarantee that I will get an opportunity to use it before next World Aids Day?
I miss Christmas at my parents, the game of "Hide the Baby Jesus" from the nativity scene always brought me such joy.
What's sadder? Realizing that I clicked my way onto a blog written by a cat, or the fact that I had wasted 30 minutes reading it.
I just came back from my run.
Sure, I was chasing a fat kid so I could steal his doughnut but it's the thought that counts.
Sure, I was chasing a fat kid so I could steal his doughnut but it's the thought that counts.
I bet stalkers were in better shape before the internet.
All that creeping around in the bushes, now you just read status updates.
All that creeping around in the bushes, now you just read status updates.
My boss told me perception is reality. He is under the impression that I give a shit.
See it's working already.
See it's working already.
Thanks to twitter I know have learned so many new words.
Hipster, Ed Hardy Type, Douche.
I used to generalize and call them all assholes.
Hipster, Ed Hardy Type, Douche.
I used to generalize and call them all assholes.
I am heading to work but first I get to grab a 'quick' coffee at Starbucks in the MALL on a Saturday in December! I live on the edge.
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