I'm Sunni, my wife is Shia. Our kid is a Sushi.

Took my wife to the beach today. She got a nice tan around her eyes.

I am the Harlem Sheikh.

Justin Bieber's parents should be ashamed. At this age, she should be wearing a hijab.

#NowPlaying Adele - Set Fire To The Kuffar

You know you're getting old when your wife hits puberty.

Don't wear designer clothes because the Devil wears Prada.

A man just looked at my wife. So I slapped her.

Yo momma is so fat, she needs two abayas.

Eating with my left hand! #YOLO

If you shower naked, you're a slut.

Female Instagrammers will go to Instahell.

.@justinbieber Cover up girl.

Just cancelled my trip to Saudi next week. Apparently they're deporting people who are too good looking.

I used to be wild when I was younger. I once ate with my left hand.

The only date you can have tonight comes from a tree.

Just saw a 4 yr old girl's face... Slut.

Downloading the new "Angry Beards"

I had a nightmare that women were our equals.

My wife just said that she wants a Keek account. So I keeked her ass.