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I'm Sunni, my wife is Shia. Our kid is a Sushi.
Took my wife to the beach today. She got a nice tan around her eyes.
I am the Harlem Sheikh.
Justin Bieber's parents should be ashamed. At this age, she should be wearing a hijab.
#NowPlaying Adele - Set Fire To The Kuffar
You know you're getting old when your wife hits puberty.
Don't wear designer clothes because the Devil wears Prada.
A man just looked at my wife. So I slapped her.
Yo momma is so fat, she needs two abayas.
If you shower naked, you're a slut.
Female Instagrammers will go to Instahell.
Just cancelled my trip to Saudi next week. Apparently they're deporting people who are too good looking.
I used to be wild when I was younger. I once ate with my left hand.
The only date you can have tonight comes from a tree.
Just saw a 4 yr old girl's face... Slut.
Downloading the new "Angry Beards"
I had a nightmare that women were our equals.
My wife just said that she wants a Keek account. So I keeked her ass.