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So you only RT people that RT you regularly? Well, you're an adult aren't you? Here, let me help you take some more selfies.
My name is Jennifer. I have cancer. I beating it. It will never beat me.
I'm investing my life savings in a liquor store.
One bottle at a time.
Okay, sometimes two.
If someone fucks with you on Twitter for no reason at all, give that motherfucker a reason
Internet Activism- That's when you promote the need for social or political change, while sitting on your ass & eating Doritos at 3am.
Calling out someone on Twitter as a loser only makes yourself look like one too.
I've been put on 'Do Not RT' lists in kik rooms, you guys.
So don't RT this.
You might get unfollowed by someone you don't know.
Some of us are lost souls that don't want to be found
Technically all drummers drum to a predetermined set of beats so you can calm the fuck down with your marching.
Top things that turn me on:
1. The wind blows...
What do you do when they're your light but also your darkness?
I think I need an adult.
Do you guys know where to find one?
I'm not subtweeting you, I'm subtweeting your subtweets subtweeting me.
CNN reports 9 men contracted head lice after being at a strip club, which is probably the best thing to contract after being at a strip club
If you don't like sex
You never had REAL sex
I'm not passive-aggressive. More like passive and utterly defeated yet seething with unspoken rage
Throw yourself at him, like the precious jewel you are.
Life is nothing but a series of little moments and I'm convincing myself that if I love the little things, it's all going to be ok.
Women are not all that complicated guys. We are fucking psycho.
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.