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I just wanna state how against racial and cultural stereotypes I am because...
OH MY GOD!! A nickel!!
There are 8,000 channels on my Twitter, and nothing’s on.
I might not have a twitter crush, but people get feelings for me all the time.
They're homicidal feelings, but still...
I like 80's rock and being fingered.
My girl friend texted me "...hello?" because I didn't text her yesterday, so I get it, men. I get it.
...Girls can be fucking annoying.
When you hit a nerve, you've touched the truth.
The only way you'll ever know the real me is if you are me, which you're not, so you don't.
Fact - You can kill someone with kindness by reading them inspirational tweets
Hate to break it to ya sister but NO ONE is beautiful enough to justify being a shallow, vapid, selfish bitch.
I am only vulnerable to myself.
Good thing I can't find me.
My son asked me to explain the birds and the bees, so I told him the truth. Women have bees in their vaginas.
Only 1000 more followers until I still wish I never started Twitter.
I am one Facebook quiz away from finally figuring out who I am.
The whisper of
I adore you....
It's actually kind of amazing that I am this desperate and yet i'm able to convince myself that I still have standards.
You're not looking for love. You're looking for a cocoon for you self doubt.
People who don't have a sense of humor are my favorite forms of entertainment.
You saw my nudes?
So what did ya think?
Nope. No Filter.
Yes. That's Cat Hair.
Things more likely to kill you than Ebola:
- choking on a wheat thin
- erotic asphyxiation
- falling off the toilet
- a duck with a gun
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.