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You don't shave your vagina?
Meanwhile on Twitter
Blah blah blah sex
Blah blah blah Vodka
Blah blah blah bacon
Blah blah blah cartwheel
Interviewer: What's your strength?
Int: What about your weakness?
Me: Big booty bitches.
Me: Just being honest.
Here, let me take another breath.
- Things annoying people do to piss you off.
Fuck expecting people to dig you out of the mess you made. It's up to you to provide yourself the best opportunity possible. Rely on YOU!
This holiday season
Walt Disney presents:
FBI raids the Westboro Baptist Church: On Ice
Sorry, your Psychopathic Personality Disorder
has been upgraded to a human character trait
Run along now.
Americans give each other much larger personal space diameters than other Countries.
That's respect, because you never know who has the gun.
Now that I found true love.....
What the Fuck do I do with it??
Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night.
A little Juddy is on the way. Fear not! It shall be raised as expected:
1st word - Fuck
Ethnicity - ‘Merican
Life mission - Kill all of you
When I die I hope it's not messy, I mean I want my corpse to be fuckable.
Make coworkers uncomfortable by telling them their great grand parents owned your great grandparents and it's time for reparations.
Call her Princess. Bitches love being addressed as royalty.
Things my phone should say when I'm drunk:
Don't text that.
Don't call that.
Don't dance like that.
I said don't.
Me: Jimi Hendrix?
Me: Justin Bieber?
Daughter: Hate him.
Me: Thank God.
Call yourself a stand-up comedian & your jokes better be twice as funny as the rest of us that make dickjokes without ambition or delusion.
When you find happy, if you forget about the ppl who were there for you when you were sad & lonely, don’t expect them to be there again.
Coworker: Let's discuss it.
Me: Isn't that what we are doing right now, fuckface?
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die AudioBoo & Instagram same name I've been blocked by @snooki