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Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
Not once, has the ghost or monster ever been real.
If I was with Scooby and the gang, I'd just go straight for the mask.
~ Deep Thoughts
All these changes going on around you yet, you still feel the same.
Get an original thought & stop trying to cling to everyone
Some day your little ballerina will be on social media. A man is gonna treat her the same way you've treated women.
I don't make the rules
I am at my most detective..
When trying to pull fucking teeth in a conversation.
You can solve any problem by not caring.
If I was a boomerang, I wouldn't come back to me either.
I draw smiley faces on all the egg avis. They need love too.
Sorry I've been RTing so much lately.
Just kidding. I don't give a fuck what you think.
When someone tries to worm their way back into your heart, I've found whiskey is the best dewormer.
People who don't know how to drive in snow and LIVE in a state where it snows for 5 months straight are why I have rage issues.
Holding out for The One
Ma'am, they're on back orde-
I SAID I'LL WAIT
Hi, welcome to the world. Everyone's a victim. Please take your seat & wait your turn. Sympathy will be arriving shortly.
Who are you???
Do not lose yourself in the blackness of this cesspit. Don't stare at the emptiness it hides. Create laughter instead.
-Twitter rule 101
Plot Twist- They're not supporting you, they're enabling you.
Whatever you say, Cocky McSmellysnatch. If that's even your real name.
No, you hang up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street taught me not to follow my dreams
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.
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