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Some of us are lost souls that don't want to be found
Technically all drummers drum to a predetermined set of beats so you can calm the fuck down with your marching.
Top things that turn me on:
1. The wind blows...
What do you do when they're your light but also your darkness?
I think I need an adult.
Do you guys know where to find one?
I'm not subtweeting you, I'm subtweeting your subtweets subtweeting me.
CNN reports 9 men contracted head lice after being at a strip club, which is probably the best thing to contract after being at a strip club
If you don't like sex
You never had REAL sex
I'm not passive-aggressive. More like passive and utterly defeated yet seething with unspoken rage
Throw yourself at him, like the precious jewel you are.
Life is nothing but a series of little moments and I'm convincing myself that if I love the little things, it's all going to be ok.
Women are not all that complicated guys. We are fucking psycho.
Truly beautiful people don't ever believe what people say about them and that's what makes them beautiful.
Don't get caught up with yourself. You're not the only one who's been in pain.
My insurance doesn't cover cowbell...
I told Grandma "YOLO", and she just handed me this old round thing with string wrapped around the middle of it...
I think i'll open a Bar and name it Peace. This way i can live & die in it.
I don't abuse alcohol. I seduce and romance it.
Sometimes I send my kids to school full of Redbull & Pixie Stix as a thank you to the teachers for all the projects I have to help them with
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.