Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Instead of addressing what bothers me about you, I'll just passively-aggressively bring it up for the rest of our lives
Been blocked by more people than I follow - gold star to me.
There are three lists:
1. Good List
2. Naughty List
3. Those on Twitter
I would block you but then you wouldn't be able to screenshot my tweets and talk about them in a derisive way.
I know. I'm a fucking giver.
*in batman voice*
I'm feeling emotionally vulnerable
Empty hearts, empty minds, empty souls
You made my day when you blocked me because I unfollowed you.
According to an urban legend, we humans use only 10% of our brains...
The rest 90% is fucked up every time Twitter launches its new app.
Decides to try a new trick in bed.
*he ends up at emergency room*
Welcome to Oversharing Anonymous. My kids smoke marijuana and their mom is a whore.
Somehow, it's the sadness and loneliness that seem to be the most comforting.
I'd sit on Santa's lap if I wasn't paranoid that he's a follower.
Unlike many of your parents, I didn't raise a whore.
-A mans guide to being married
How do you make two intelligent people feel dumb?
Throw in feelings
Goddamn it people, stop retweeting every fucking @ response you receive. Are you really that narcissistic?!
I'm sorry you're poor but at least you have Twitter.
"So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT." - What not to say on a first date.
I just saw My Little Pony porn in my TL. Is nothing sacred to you people?
Birds do it...
Bees do it...
Even educated fleas do it...
Let's do it...
Let's make a blood sacrifice to the dark lord tonight!
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.