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Don't let your imagination get more creative than the truth
Ignoring someone renders them irrelevant.
The more you know.
I don't take pride in many of my accomplishments in life.
One that I do however, is being a good father
Don't tweet for trophies. Tweet to be blocked.
You know what we all need? A Valium.
I'm not a cereal killer...
but I will take your Life™
On twitter, feed yourself with words, not people. People are poisoned.
Whatever, people who don't let their morals occasionally cloud their decisions.
What the fuck ever.
I'm pretty sure you're still considered a vegan if you don't kill the goldfish before you eat them.
My dentist asked me today what I was doing with my mouth..
I said hookers and blow.
Just kidding it's all the blow-jobs.
If Twitter says you're similar to me I'll see you in hell
D: Loser says, "..." *cups hand to ear*
D: LOL! :D
D: STOP IT, YOU’RE KILLING ME! HA!
What are those people called that can eat whatever they want and not gain weight?
Oh yea, assholes.
Thanks to the internet, you can be whoever you want to be and still not even know who you are.
People who reply-all are not terrorists they are fucking idiots
I hate when I forget to set my alarm and then I'm 34 years old and still not friends with a Thundercat
Ladies, learn to take a fucking compliment. Don't say he's crazy.
Don't say you look fat.
Say "Thank You".
And get the fuck over yourself.
A person is a fragile thing. How many more do you need to break before you get your act together?
In a world of selfishness and greed, beware of what you sacrifice. More so, beware who you sacrifice for. Some things can't be undone.
Don't forget to be super cunty on Twitter today. Maybe, just maybe, somebody will validate you.
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die AudioBoo & Instagram same name I've been blocked by @snooki