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  • _MaineGuy
      Flinty Maine Guy @_MaineGuy

    A subtweet, but with meaning.

    • 18
    • FAVS
    sanityinabottleAphroditeAfter5Cdn_BeauTeeGingerGanderImAFavstarCuntDawn_M_Boo_berries_Henry_3k
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    AphroditeAfter5dbalcombe69cheers_ss_theigirl6jhmkThat_Damn_Ducknaughtywriter2Avatar_unknown_48
    That_Damn_Duck
  • PyrBliss
      Miss Fuckalicious @PyrBliss

    If you could overdose on loneliness I would have been dead a long time ago.

    • 111
    • FAVS
    PsychographEdAishaAslam_jess_strattonDishy2101LloydchiiPeachyiskOutOfLeftField_geniusindisgize
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    AsiaaNCAphroditeAfter5Eiyaa_AziraAarons_Risemixalis_p_kristalgalarzaVegaaZhairaacain_uk
    CuddleYourCatThat_Damn_Duck
  • Dawn_M_
      Noodles @Dawn_M_

    Well it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

    *murders a hobo*

    • 177
    • FAVS
    JohnnyNopoliscalluptomeMacutHappen5oulhealerragingvetmomma0315Gun_Daddy_TheCattyLady
    • 83
    • RETWEETS
    chrisreidradio5oulhealerragingvetTheCattyLadyToSassy2PonyThatsMyBushSilverBadgerClamDive
    That_Damn_Duck
  • mattZillaaaa
      MattZilla @mattZillaaaa

    [at a restaurant]

    Oh wow this looks so delicious!!

    *takes phone out
    *takes pictures
    *posts on FB
    *tries dish

    Waiter this dish is cold!!

    • 88
    • FAVS
    OhwillieheFrenchi08sanityinabottleAappanJeeTFDCheechdysalexiakath575The1WhosCrazy
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    AappanJeeKhyleDeenJamesonN7Love_bug1016Missing_pointHuwLaytonchrisreidradiojohnnymac_19
    That_Damn_Duck
  • Tmoney68
      Tony @Tmoney68

    DIRECTV commercial idea:

    I'm Rob Lowe, & I have DIRECTV.

    And I'm "Record underage girls having sex with me" Rob Lowe, & I have cable.

    • 96
    • FAVS
    LisaACOTAUncleDuke1969OlguinChrismeonieesquirrel74wkgnvijaykumar424xysistRejectedRedhead
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    mahatmatweetertorieannesaltconcretesledge_zachv86LovesLAandDogs6jhmkpbms_bitchwickedsuga
    That_Damn_Duckjnellbg
  • Nahdude83
      Naïve American @Nahdude83

    What Mary won't tell you is that her "little lamb" grew up to be "very delicious!"

    • 156
    • FAVS
    myerisedNdeshi_MbavinnyMcMcmadmacridingthewave12crystaldawnn11DiabloJodibornmiserable
    • 77
    • RETWEETS
    TickTacFoemyerisedNdeshi_Mridingthewave12bornmiserablethexytharaHelmdawgEmahatmatweeter
    That_Damn_Duck
  • TheDailySchmuck
      America's Henchman @TheDailySchmuck

    Me: Hey, don't judge me, bro.

    Judge: But I'm a--

    Me: Zip it.

    Lawyer: I don't recommend--

    Me: You too, Matlock.

    • 121
    • FAVS
    sweet_pea707DebbieTuitamaericthomasMD51bustos512TheSouthsMouthDawn_M_HatterGunnAudioweiner
    • 60
    • RETWEETS
    sweet_pea707AappanJeeTheSouthsMouthMidasVicecheers_ss6jhmkHpHubertCSmucker
    That_Damn_Duck
  • MollySneed
      Molly @MollySneed

    Thankfully I know how to fight my own battles. And just like in a movie, sometimes having mercy leaves you sucker punched.

    • 23
    • FAVS
    Henry_3ksilent_musingsStarlight2112Boo_berries_YesThatAmyImAFavstarCuntIvsy01hannmart
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    cheers_ss6jhmkYada2uThat_Damn_DuckHogpuddin
    That_Damn_Duck
  • GrumpyBahr
      GrumpyMan @GrumpyBahr

    2012- Twitter crush

    2013- Girlfriend

    2014- Fiancé

    Today- My wife

    I love you @hollyheals

    • 329
    • FAVS
    PayforMyWeddingcarrietinicvillepoetsexncakeMohamadatalebmmccxviiikwame_adjA_gligs
    • 172
    • RETWEETS
    doralransonetCallMeDraperMcKofi_crunchenhancedStephanieRoetsfusedudeimfuckedanywaysBadka_Bokrait
    That_Damn_DuckSufficientCharmAndee_Stewart
  • clindsaysway
      Thigh High @clindsaysway

    If you're so inspirational, why are you still here?

    • 86
    • FAVS
    breatheandloveJimmerThatisAllThoughtInfarctxayilaQuantumSearHanahRahmatjunkyardiganLvenky73
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    JimmerThatisAllDceleyQuantumSearNJFreudianrunninforwineNahdude83rinatiffanytaeNicoAspeling
    That_Damn_Duck
  • _NTFG_
      333Nat @_NTFG_

    *cuddles crying friend
    ME: Sshh little one. I'm right here. Would you feel better if we just go kill him?
    HER: *sob You're a pyscho
    ME: Yes?

    • 146
    • FAVS
    caseytduncanArielPillitteriWastedHomecominDesdemoanbagDawn_M_JLazySAngusJust4funsaMafiaJoker78
    • 90
    • RETWEETS
    caseytduncanDesdemoanbagDawn_M_6jhmktender_gameMafiaJoker78DurtMcHurtt96bhh
    That_Damn_Duck
  • _theigirl
      Ohmyleah @_theigirl

    Slightly scared by how creatively I'm beginning to hate someone.

    • 91
    • FAVS
    BoogiePimp_1980DaddysSearchwhomadeusDawn_M_neakelsweetg35momma0315Starlight2112
    • 39
    • RETWEETS
    DaddysSearchMavenMeridacheers_ss6jhmkprincesschattyWolf_PuncherThat_Damn_DuckDarkerWillow
    That_Damn_Duck
  • idigcrazychics
      Josh is Drunk @idigcrazychics

    There's no shame in asking a friend or family member for money if you really need it, but faking cancer to scam money is just fucked up.

    • 69
    • FAVS
    meonieeBob_JankewilliamwantonDawn_M_E_lok44imfuckedanywaysAnAbsurdBirdmomma0315
    • 27
    • RETWEETS
    darrrkstarrrBob_JankeDawn_M_E_lok44cheers_ss6jhmkimfuckedanywaysAmber_Anarchy_
    That_Damn_Duck
  • sixfootcandy
      Candied Yams @sixfootcandy

    You've been coloring since childhood, yet you can't seem to figure out where your natural lip line ends?

    • 177
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    Dawn_M_squirrel74wkgnBeardedEoghanmomma0315Carboslydougefresh45carlykenibeasmart1
    • 93
    • RETWEETS
    cheers_ss6jhmkHeelariiousSarahMichelleKKBeardedEoghanhappychirpingsvageenamarblesdaemonic3
    That_Damn_Duck
  • SaertjeMirror
      Saertje @SaertjeMirror

    "YOU HAVE SUCH AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM," I shout at the flower that doesn't bloom.

    • 640
    • FAVS
    woeisstacynezrorTheAngryMailGuyBohan_IdentityequivocarlycaseytduncanSchatzePageNYjerath90
    • 410
    • RETWEETS
    lissairdinanezrorTheAngryMailGuymorgantsparks1AroushaIqbalcaseytduncanrhizomelifeJDBBourg
    sixfootcandykewpiedoll2691That_Damn_Duck
  • mellimelle
      Mrs.Throbinson @mellimelle

    YOUR SELFIES ARE ALL THE SAME YOUR SELFIES ARE ALL THE SAME YOUR SELFIES ARE ALL THE SAME YOUR SELFIES ARE ALL THE SAME YOUR SELFIES ARE ALL

    • 497
    • FAVS
    TheSouthsMouthchrojo77CVTBabyCalhounJudyKamikazeeJillMahogany_0000WalkThisJaiknot_eye
    • 260
    • RETWEETS
    JamesHavocknot_eyeReinhahaSteelCityDawnAllyTheJediThyLion___goscuter1YourPrincess_L
    That_Damn_DuckLuvPug
  • Jay_FrickinLynn
      Jamie Lynn @Jay_FrickinLynn

    If you want an art degree, don't waste money on college. Just go to jail.

    • 281
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    APANCHALYPSENOWtencatmansionronty167DurtMcHurttUpDocIncSkinnieTallsThe_BlackBananaSwoonyLoony
    • 157
    • RETWEETS
    KatlinHampton1DurtMcHurttSwoonyLoonyNawyourecrazyNJFreudianashlar36CaptYogaPantsPeachcandybabe
    That_Damn_Duck
  • hipchkk
      A Jen, Duh @hipchkk

    Some barbarian just had the audacity to call me…ON MY PHONE.

    I panicked and spiked it directly into the garbage disposal.

    • 69
    • FAVS
    Dawn_M_momma0315eTHEgoddessLittlestSloboCravin4ThatsMyBushorneryalwaysFilmatelist
    • 17
    • RETWEETS
    Cravin4ThatsMyBushorneryalwaysknot_eye96bhhPAT_E_ROCKCrazzzyKenohpeetie
    That_Damn_Duck
  • sweet_pea707
      SweetP @sweet_pea707

    You feel what I'm feeling?

    I hope not

    • 158
    • FAVS
    OpenClassMXunderyourbed666turkeyheadmacblueangel_onlydaniahodrojHD222222MsSScandalAngela_Rose81
    • 96
    • RETWEETS
    turkeyheadmacblueangel_onlyMcGunnersitedaniahodrojMsSScandalMiniwheats2012michnessAKMcKnightyBoo
    That_Damn_Duck
  • BeCoco77
      BeCoco @BeCoco77

    Backspace...
    Backspace...
    Backspace...
    Backspace...
    Backspace...

    {Deletes you}

    • 220
    • FAVS
    qwertyingDawn_M_coveredwebmomma0315nv7281OtisPdQleft_flankFjmedina
    • 104
    • RETWEETS
    NabeelaHansrodFittingGracenv7281TheDailySchmuckJeremyKCMOKizerBillhelmSiemeowwmochanya
    That_Damn_Duck

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@That_Damn_Duck

A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & an all around meanie head. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.

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