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We're all looking for someone to love us for exactly who we are. But if you don't show them your heart, how are they going to fall for you?
If you can give up on something so easily, maybe your heart was never really in it to begin with.
Me: Don't tell me you've never thought about having sex with me.
Her: No, I never have....
Me: I asked you not to tell me that.
Midlife Letters to God
My feet. What the hell happened? I mean, really.
Dancing in your darkness turns on my light
Some of the best pages in my book of life are blank because they've yet to be written
Bitch please...Black Jesus would've still been in jail at 33.
What do you mean 'there are people around'? Listen to my message in the bathroom like a normal person.
Personality 1 ~ hungry
Personality 2 ~ happy
Personalities 3 thru 20 ~ murder everyone
The worst feeling in the world is being completely vulnerable with someone in every way only to be met with disinterest & dismissal.
I'm sorry, but the only person allowed to hold my grudges is me.
[Punishing my kid]
You go to your room!
And think about what you've done,
bc someone already joked about that
AND MOMMY NEEDS NEW MATERIAL!
I like you.
Stay away from me.
Your false Internet validation won't get you anywhere in life
Don't pretend like social media didn't change you too, motherfuckers.
Sex is like when a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat. You never know when it's going to appear.
I don't understand sex or magic.
Thank God you tweeted about your psychiatrist & psyche meds again, like your tweets weren't enough to remind us you have a spastic's brain.
Pardon me, but I thought you'd like to know that your subtweets contradict your actual tweets.
Is your shit show over with??
I need to make dinner
SAY PUPPY MONKEY BABY ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & part-time photographer. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram / Flickr same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.
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