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She screamed his name in to the wind
It drifted away in a whisper
Leaving her to shudder in the cold winds
Thoughts and prayers: 0
Drinks some Booze
(Runs out a Booze)
*Wishes for more Booze
(GF arrives with more Booze)
Adds ~ Guardian Angel is also a Genie to Resume
Cop: Someone saw a crazy bird shouting "Cuckoo for Coco Puffs". He had a knife.
Detective: The blood...there's so much blood...
Wishing seems exhausting.
*lays on the floor and watches all of The Office again
Fuck you too.
*A love story.
My windshield wipers just synced with the car in front of me and now I'm in his backseat trying on his jean jacket bc he's my boyfriend now.
HIM: Talk dirty to me.
ME: I can fit 27 tater tots in my mouth at one time, baby.
brb, this anger isn't going to unhealthily express itself
If you would limit your stupid to 140 characters or less then I could probably accept your existence.
How much for the angry lawn gnome?
That's my toddler.
You will take my autographed selfies and you will like them and hand them out to friends and family for Christmas or so help me baby Jesus
No one here is looking for approval. Don't flatter yourself. No one cares if you're judging them or disapprove of their opinions/thoughts.
It's always the same mindless idiots giving you advice on how to deal with mindless idiots.
Be careful out there today. There's fake people everywhere.
Everyone has a story unfortunately they aren't all able to be published
Sorry I couldn't post a pic of me being a slut on Halloween because I wasn't a slut on Halloween.
FUCK YOU, Pandora.
I just heard part of John Denver singing "Let It Be" by the Beatles
And FUCK John Denver!
(i need a hug)
Personally, I wouldn't fuck anybody on here. Except maybe you.
People who tell me, "Let's keep in touch," are so out of touch with who i am.
A horrible person, sarcasm specialist & part-time photographer. The Snuggle bear needs to die. Instagram / Flickr same name. I've been blocked by @snooki.
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