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wish Obama would authorize some drone strikes against my ex-wife! *the act takes a more serious tone* Instead of doing Benghazi.
British accent: Justin Biebah. American: Justin Biebur. Australian: Jastin Beybah. You just tried out all of the accents.
Amanda Bynes needs Judge Trudy to straighten her out.
Eating a greasy burger that’s falling apart? Flip it upside down! The top bun is usually thicker and can support the ingredients better.
Fuck you if you don't like Justin Timberlake
How come gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t...
Volleyball is like a more intense version of don’t let the balloon touch the floor...
Karma (noun) - Throwing a banana the first lap in Mario Kart and hitting it the next.
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