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I can see 15-year-old Gabby Douglas's abs through her leotard.
You can see my 22-year-old sadness & despair through my Star Wars PJ pants.
I wish there were an effective way to roll my eyes at people on the internet.
How can Wiz Khalifa openly talk about having a strain of marijuana named after him on Chelsea Lately and not get in legal trouble...?
USA's Gabby Douglas gets $90 mill dollar contract with Kellog's. Saudi Arabia's Judoka Wojdan Shaherkani has "haraam campaign" against her.
I can't be friends with someone who sleeps with pants on.
I wish my tax dollars were used to educate Americans instead of being used to deport people who came to America to get one.
#CNNDebate SYRIA. SYRIA. SYRIA. SYRIA. HELLO? ANYONE THERE?
I mean, be an atheist, a Christian, a Wiccan, a Muslim, whatever. I don't give a fuck. Just accept the fact that you might be wrong.
I love Meryl Streep.
People who think it's haram to listen to music/read a book/take a shower during Ramadan.... why is your bigot, hypocritical ass on Twitter?
These kids on Twitter that misspell "cologne" like "colon" are slaying me. I can't stop laughing.
The Lebanese-Egyptian-American love-child of Robin Scherbatsky and Ron Swanson. @mattschiffy :]