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Just got a motherfuckin job at Kabuki!!!!!!!! 🍱🍣🍙🍘
Hyped as fuck, life is great.
You a lie
WE ARE, WE ARE... THE YOUTH OF THE NATIONNNNNNN
I'm gonna go make myself throw up right now and I'm not stopping until I have a six pack.
I really haven't had any ambition to go out and do something every fuckin night like I used to
If your wife can't cook, then you really can't even consider her a real wife at all
Like "OH WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN MAN?! I KEEP FORGETTING BECAUSE IM SO FUCKIN POPULAR AND I KNOW SO MANY FUCKIN PEOPLE"
I never understood why people thought it was cool to pretend to "not" know your name
Twitter isn't giving me any of my notifications so don't get mad fuckers
I can understand when I see an ugly fatass guy with a smokin hot wife because she's probably just in it for the money
I hate when people say "I fuckin hate kids"
Like bitch too bad your parents didnt feel the same way