“@itsrealderrick: #StruggleMemories : trying to make the Nintendo cartridge work by blowing into it..” IM SURE UR GOOD AT BLOWING FAGGOT

“@itsrealderrick: The awkward moment when your finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare at it, it gets uglier.” QUEER

@greg_sherwood @ohwonka Lmao YAH Wonka why don't you shut you IGNORANT ASS UP!

Just got a motherfuckin job at Kabuki!!!!!!!! 🍱🍣🍙🍘
Hyped as fuck, life is great.

You a lie

@richydunzo I'm so over u

WE ARE, WE ARE... THE YOUTH OF THE NATIONNNNNNN

I'm gonna go make myself throw up right now and I'm not stopping until I have a six pack.

I really haven't had any ambition to go out and do something every fuckin night like I used to

If your wife can't cook, then you really can't even consider her a real wife at all

“@itsrealderrick: #iLikeYouBut I think I'm done waiting for you....” YOUR A BITCH

“@itsrealderrick: #ILikeYouBut You're sending me all these mixed signals...i can't tell if you want me or not...” FUCK OFF FAGGOT

“@itsrealderrick: #IfOnlyYouknew how much I like you...” Your such a faggot

@michael_knight4 @kingknockamdmg @asvpxrocky U believe anything people tell U? He's just tryin to catch some fame the only way he knows how

Like "OH WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN MAN?! I KEEP FORGETTING BECAUSE IM SO FUCKIN POPULAR AND I KNOW SO MANY FUCKIN PEOPLE"

I never understood why people thought it was cool to pretend to "not" know your name

Twitter isn't giving me any of my notifications so don't get mad fuckers

I can understand when I see an ugly fatass guy with a smokin hot wife because she's probably just in it for the money

“@kendallmay69: I have the house to myself all weekend 😍 What to do first... Get naked!” Party!🍺

I hate when people say "I fuckin hate kids"

Like bitch too bad your parents didnt feel the same way