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I just realized that I'm at the age where if I got cancer no celebrity would visit me.
I'm the Louis CK of not being funny.
Today I thought of a joke and made people laugh. BUT NONE OF THEM GAVE ME MONEY.
Only in voice acting will you hear the phrase "there's too much comma in there"
I sincerely hope I'm the person who coined the phrase "Bioshark Finfinite"
I want to be given Reddit Gold, but be the first person not to say "thank you" for it. That's a good middle-of-the-road ambition.
One minute you think you're doing great, then the next a Credit Union starts following you on twitter.
I want to open a record store that only sells Abbey Road.
I'm considerably impressed that as a society we've built up a strong immunity to My Chemical Romance.
George Lucas has to be so pissed that he didn't think to split Episode III into two movies.
Spent most of my dentist appt. wondering if she knows her job will eventually be replaced by tiny robots. I decided not to bring it up.
I could listen to "Osaka Loop Line" by Discovery until my ears fell off from all the good vibrations.
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