I just realized that I'm at the age where if I got cancer no celebrity would visit me.

I'm the Louis CK of not being funny.

In case you abandoned Twitter in the past week, here are my top 5 favorite albums of 2010: http://nrodemann.blogspot.com

Today I thought of a joke and made people laugh. BUT NONE OF THEM GAVE ME MONEY.

Only in voice acting will you hear the phrase "there's too much comma in there"

I sincerely hope I'm the person who coined the phrase "Bioshark Finfinite"

I want to be given Reddit Gold, but be the first person not to say "thank you" for it. That's a good middle-of-the-road ambition.

One minute you think you're doing great, then the next a Credit Union starts following you on twitter.

If history is any proof, #Bungie will be releasing "Destiny Anniversary" in around eleven years.

I want to open a record store that only sells Abbey Road.

I'm considerably impressed that as a society we've built up a strong immunity to My Chemical Romance.

George Lucas has to be so pissed that he didn't think to split Episode III into two movies.

@courtylynne drat, i still had a "donate her nose to african american science" joke ready. welcome back courtney! we missed you!

You forgot to tag royal wedding. ZING! RT: @justinkeller: Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

@mypolishface The voice echoes in "Goodnight Saigon" were primarily due to Billy's increasing stuttering problem. #BillyJoelRumors

Spent most of my dentist appt. wondering if she knows her job will eventually be replaced by tiny robots. I decided not to bring it up.

@whedonesque Best scene -"Y'all gonna be here when I wake up?" ...Also because I think we all wish Firefly would return every day we wake.

@starbuckscard Had my gold card for a month or two now. Love the perk of free customization, use it every single time.

I could listen to "Osaka Loop Line" by Discovery until my ears fell off from all the good vibrations.

@rustylive @tylergoss These updates are all going to my phone. And keep in mind I didn't say stop.