@TheB1ueGuy's (John the Junior) most faved Tweets...
Wow, just walked in from working. I've never seen so many all-caps tweets at once. You'd think there was masturbating bacon on TV.
My Internet was broken for 24 hours. I might've been a little premature with the gas mask, but I stand by my couch-cushion bomb shelter.
I asked my girlfriend to star my tweets.
"We broke up over a year ago, and quit calling."
She's so coy.
"We broke up over a year ago, and quit calling."
She's so coy.
Do Catholics realize they shit out Jesus' body the next day? Is that where we get the term "Holy shit!"?
Quit complaining and eat the rest of your Monday. You know there are people in Africa that don't even get Mondays.
I might be interested if it was Facemagazine or Facepamphlet. But book!? Fuck man, I have things to do.
Arguing politics at dinner. "Liberals hate America!" "Bush was an idiot!" "I put my penis in the ice cream!"
Guess which one was me.
Guess which one was me.
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Here in rural Alaska #blackfriday refers to that one time a couple years ago when an actual black person passed through town.
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If a spirit tree falls in the woods, the Na'vi are all "Waah, our spirit tree!" but nobody listens because it's in 3D and looks awesome.
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It takes a while for trends to reach Alaska. So, uh, can we talk about how much of an asshole Kanye is?
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You can tell a lot about a person by their tweets. For instance, I am obviously a very rich and well-educated British nobleman.
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I wonder about the first human to find out that cows squirt milk out their udders. I bet he was a pervert.
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