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A martini is sure making me a happy girl right now. Yums.
Soup on a 95° day. Oh, the joys of being sick.
JIMMY FALLON CUDDLE TIME.
I need to grow up and stop giggling anytime I feed my dog a hotdog. #butIdontWanna
Damn you, Angry Birds. You're giving me anxiety.
I just drank the little bug that flew into my wine. Fucker.
I hate bitches that dont know how to flush.
My mood never changes, the people around me just get more or less annoying.
Need a dude looking to bar back Friday and Saturday nights... Anyone know of anyone looking?
I keep my hopes too high, and my jeans too low. I'm still trying to find myself, and Im not afraid to admit it. I believe in myself; probably too much.