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Pretty sure if you told 1-800 flowers to put "What time R you due back on whore island?" on ur Valentine, you may just want to not go home.
I miss Uncle Fester (the original, of course). Dude was ALWAYS blowin' sh~t up and wreckin the basement. Way Cool.
There are very few things that a Caterpillar D10 can't 'fix'. Check that. 'Resolve.'
Get Jay Carney and Vallerie Jarret out there to hold the umbrellas and NOT the United States Marine Corp.
I think the translator is actually reading one of the Hardy Boys mysteries.
I sure hope someone is working on some Ronnie Reagan DNA for a good cloning.
Pretty damn comical that obami came to Texas to 'school' us on job creation. Dude, we are freakin' leading the nation DESPITE you, ya moron!
My guess is that Iranian President Ahmadinejad was arrested b/c his leisure suit had just too many polys per square inch for cultural okay.
Shout out to my dentist who has brainwashed me into reg flossing. Last night I reeled in a celery string & tomato seed as big as a 57 Chevy.
I'll leave you tweeps with one parting (partying?) shot, from our friends over at Wally World: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg&NR=1&feature=fvwp …
If Lumber Liquidators actually did their job, then wouldn't they effectively now be OUT of business?
Gotta budge. Time to make some money. Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Late.
NOT on my bucket list and will continue NOT to be: Getting on the back of a big muscled up bull with his nuts in an uncomfortable sling.
"The Brooklyn Islanders" just doesn't have the same RING to it.
It was a real honor to receive 'MY' Nobel Peace Prize in the Oval Office. Thanks B. Life is a Party - And Ain't She Grand?