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#ireadthedailymail because I like to be constantly reminded that everything is going to give me cancer
I like that they've given the job to Pope Benny's partner in the restaurant business, Pope Frankie
Okay, if you haven't drunk cold custard from the carton as though it were milk, you're a liar
Lee Nelson and Abz from 5ive (Fiveive). A fight to the death and the winner gets thrown off a cliff.
Bra wire in the washing machine. I'm recording this noise and releasing it as a new Aphex Twin song
Dear BBC3, please stop giving Lee Nelson TV shows. He's shit and about as funny as an axe to the fucking face. Love and kisses, Tara xx