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3 Heads and a Little Penis #DahmersFridgeFilms
I just saved another school kids life as he tried to cross the street texting. Not that Im keeping score, but that's #3 Lord. Remember it.
In my pefect world, a finger can not poke through toilet paper.
::Pours fresh juice on the floor:: R.I.P. Jack LaLanne
Anyone want the red Starbursts? I don't understand you cherry loving weirdos.
I have to remember, when I see an elderly man in a suit not to ask "looking good, where you headed?" 98% of the time they reply "a funeral"
Tru tv, where fat people go to be on television.
These hispanic countries are trapping more miners than John Wayne Gacy.
Hey, give Leo a break, the BQE is a shit show
Alright, who thought about the stay puft marshmallow man?
Recreational Marijuana is legal in Colorado and I'm going to be there in 2 weeks... FUCK YEAH!