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You don't get it, officer. Those people in the trunk were already dead to me.
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Follow your brain. Your heart's a fucking idiot.
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Let's play Glock, Paper, Scissors. I'll go first.
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I'm on LinkedIN to find a job. I'm on Twitter to ensure that doesn't happen.
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TheBosha
Never send a boy to do a man's job. Unless that job is cutting the grass. Then by all means, send the boy.
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My 17 year-old just described a downtown passerby as a "sketchy trench coat Jesus." Paternity test canceled.
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Downhill. That's the way I roll.
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Unemployment means you can look at *anyone* and yell YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
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TheBosha
Clicking back and forth between "How The Earth Was Made" and "American Idol" is to watch the world as it begins and ends.
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TheBosha
A friend with benefits is an enemy in training.
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TheBosha
Life ain't easy for a boy named Tsu.
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All the wrong people are reproducing. Which only proves my theory that all the wrong people are getting laid.
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Who has one thumb and thought he knew how to use a tile cutter?
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TheBosha
Note to non-followers with opinions: Don't come to my table, unannounced and uninvited, and complain about the menu. That is all.
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TheBosha
If I'm this disappointed with myself, just imagine how I feel about you.
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TheBosha
Just passed a mirror and I look pretty damn hot. That's how I know the third beer has kicked in.
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TheBosha
I have nothing to apologize for. But I'm working on it.
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TheBosha
Sleep, my one true lover, arrives early tonight. She will hold me close and long. And on rising I will make her favorite breakfast; lunch.
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TheBosha
If I can't think of anything nice to say, I say it here.
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If I didn't need human blood, I'd ignore all of you.
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