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Shall I compare thee, Connecticut, to a summer's day? Thou art mild and airless and full of wasps.
Once again but for the other time zones, live action The Bosha (if you're crushing on me do NOT click): http://scrantonstoryslam.com/SSLM/home/past-slams/spring-2013-west-side-stories/spring-2013-video-gallery/ …
In their inevitable upcoming protests it will be fascinating to see how Tea Party sign-makers somehow manage to misspell "IRS."
Do you think Beyoncè walks like that all the time? I mean like at the supermarket? Or from the couch to the bathroom?
That thing at the end of SNL when one of them has nobody to hug? I feel like that all the time.
You frown upon topical humor because everything *you* post is destined to become a timeless classic but mainly you can't think very quickly.
The Paleo Diet. Because humans of the Paleolithic era lived to a median age of 33.
"It's not how many, it's WHO."
--Wisdom about sex and/or twitter that never makes anyone feel better
I do sympathize with Justin though, the paparazzi ruined my 19th birthday too. No wait... that wasn't the paparazzi it was the Viet Cong.
Hey @hallmarkpr my friend the doctor says tonight's ER traffic will be largely victims of domestic violence. Free card idea you're welcome.
We dug David Bowie up after ten years under a cab stand in Tribecca and he's releasing a new album. This Richard cat is just laying there.
So the idea for the celebrity spot is celebrities brainstorming ideas for the spot? Get a box for your shit you're fired. #Samsung #Fail
Don't worry, the right someone is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there.
Nice try, but court mandated conditions of your parole do NOT count as resolutions.
Even when Mongo punched that horse in Blazing Saddles? “@newyorkphotogal: @thebosha Joking about hurting an innocent animal is NEVER funny”