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"it smells like a grandma farted a tampon into your face." #wolface #tourtimes
Never been huge into #blackmetal, but I'm pretty sure I dig #altarofplagues and #anaalnathrakh. Thanks #maliciousintent!
#changelovetolubesongs crazy little thing called lube
We're playing at The Jackpot tonight with David Hasslehoff on Acid, Existem, and ElixirOnMute! Doors at 9, starts at 10.
The Cast Pattern, Stik Figa, Cowboy Indian Bear, and Team Young Lions at the Boobie Trap tonight! Show starts at 9:30. Get your dicks rigid.
Got some shows coming up folks. Stay tuned for details. #TUNST #FRUND #HORFT #THIRN
We need to start tweeting more. There are so many dumb things we've said that the world might want to hear. #imonit
- damn I browned out last night.
- how much did you drink?
- no no no. Let's just say I had to plunge on the safety flush.
"Eating a Wendy's cheeseburger is like fingering a fat girl. Your hands smell like onions no matter what." #olblackquotes
We have offensive song names and play off-time heavy stuff. At least two of us are pretty overweight.