Kstate kids get as drunk as possible and call it fake pattys. Pitt kids just call it every weekend 🍻

Listening to @iampatrickmoore on @blackskyradio he sounds like a bigger dickhead than usual

Sean is so hot #omg

S/O to @madmerrill on not only her first college goal but 2 in a game #laxstar #proudbrother

Question of the day: Do Arab men bathe in cologne?

Yo @lazlothebuzz you need to intern @iampatrickmoore

This is gun control: pic.twitter.com/jO51Nyrt

@iampatrickmoore @41actionnews would that help them gain accreditation?

@iampatrickmoore they can get each other Jew harps for all I care as long as they keep making sweet sweet music

Whatchu think I rap for, to push a fuckin rav 4?

Roger Goodell is thinking of expanding playoffs to 16 teams...chiefs say bigger is better why not 32

I will not respect beibs until he uses a real microphone

“@iampatrickmoore: You can't throw coins at a strip club!” You would know from first hand experience

May be one of the funniest Paul Rudd movies ever #wanderlust  http://youtu.be/K-Cjn7JMqgE 

What is the policy on tipping at sonic? If they are rollerskating it's an instant few bucks, that's a given #lunchtimethoughts

@iampatrickmoore I missed it I'm hoping they have the clip

I hold the door for you and you forget to say thank you? Next time ill "forget" to not give you a swift kick in the ass #ooops

Jersey shore taking a beating from Sandy could be the best thing that could happen. She's like a power washer for STDs and affliction T's

Listening to radio radio and Chelsea Dagger came on makes me miss Blackhawks games with @bennconaghan @megmcm12 && @madelineledom

It's been a great month first the release of DMB: Away From the World, and then Mumford Babel it's going to be hard to match that 1-2 punch