Dedicate 1000th to #ff @jesticide @marykoco @mandyslamberg @rubyameow @theindiemine @nerdmentality @loopsydaisy @untresor @superseded_man

#ff @iamenidcoleslaw @mandyslamberg @mariecolette @marykoco

.@marykoco congrats, this is the last thing that I will read tonight.

@antdipalma DAMMIT!

Yes! Listen up @tacobell. RT@sbellelauren: i would eat pizza tacos

Nobody listen to her! RT@monaliesasmile: Lingerie is not a costume.

trick or Treat! Did you see what I did there? I swapped the first letters of the two main words. Happy Halloween! (I did it again)

@marykoco THANK YOU! I'm glad somebody said so.

@jessicafancy Who doesn't love Balki and cousin Larry?!

YES. THANK YOU! RT @jessicafancy This debate could use some titties.

@rubyameow I still can't believe that that's the number one response.

"You have magic in your throat." - Best post pick up line ever. Thanks worst show ever #glee.

So in the same minute two unrelated (?) tweets about tampons. Thanks, twitterz. @georgelifeerror @rubyameow http://t.co/DtoYCqzR

@turbograndma no judgement. That was a good album.

@marykoco I will notify the masses.

#ff "@marykoco: If this jelly-filled donut were a vagina, it would've had probably four orgasms by now"

Also, I will need one professional knife thrower to attend so that they can teach the rest of us. Thanks. #BYOKnives

If you want to learn how to throw knives like a pro, come over in an hour for a lesson!

@ashleyzal pretend you have a mustache and back away slowly.

#ResponsibleHousekeeping #WeirdTweetForSatNight RT: @marykoco I got 99 problems but a dish ain't one -my remix on a popular hip-hop tune