Justin doesn't masturbate, he has people do it for him.

There is a Penis in my vagina and it is called the Bieberconda. Biggest of all pants inhabitants.

I don't understand why i'm laughing! hahah http://t.co/stIOSprW

Justin likes using his fame to help young talented artists get recognized and get their chance like he did. So I'm happy he signed Carly.

If i meet Justin i'll pounce on his ass and he'll be like. http://t.co/47pCZ6J7

I bet you Justin is gonna get us all excited about the hair flip coming back and then he's gonna cut it like "Jk bitches ;)"

I'm not gonna lie, but this made me tear up. <3 http://t.co/dWYBSGfv http://t.co/pNcva75Q

Justin. How do you finger a girl? "Stick a finger in and move it around." http://t.co/0YMXf63P

If Justin said "fuck you" to me then my clothes would be flying every which way.

Justin makes Selena use Someday scented tampons because he hates how her vagina smells sometimes.

This is one of my favorite gifs ;) http://t.co/3eoh8AGV

He's Just Not That Into You.... he needs to thrust harder.

I'm gonna die. http://t.co/90gYV5XL

That little girl is like over the moon with happiness though :') it's cute! http://t.co/70CeEzUr

My next tattoo. http://t.co/l6RBL1Sq

I laughed WAY too hard. omfg. http://t.co/IuLQWmrK http://t.co/oICkfXSE

Justin's gonna be 18 when he goes on the Believe tour... Therefore I shall throw my panties at him on stage :)

#SWAG http://t.co/msMrKp4s

"Justin Bieber is so pretty, even if we was coming at me to punch me I would orgasm a little." -Russell Brand

Justin should get a shirt made that says "Caution: May cause extreme leakage" and in small print "from your vagina"