@ibiteboys : #WhatReallyTurnsMeOn Your imagination

@ibiteboys I should've checked this out ages ago: http://t.co/nmitxPgh

#FF @heythereeliza @doofus9625 The modern day female equivalent of Ernie & Bert from Sesame Street. Are they lesbians? We'll never know.

Can you believe it? This guy wins $181mln in the lottery & two days later he finds the love of his life. What luck! http://t.co/E4rhLEYN

@saidbylauren 👯🏃👌🙌🚬🛀🎲🃏💫🌟

@carolgertrude Thats idleness-fueled amaze balls.

@carolgertrude: How do I make a squirrel trust me? << Show him your nuts / show him you're nuts. Whichever.

@robdelaney Citizen's arrest but don't forget to get the breast milk as evidence ..

This guys remind me of Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show. I love these crazy bastards. http://t.co/hjNki4Fe @heythereeliza @doofus9625

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when family walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.

Christmas has come early thanks to the amazing @clare_innit and her gift of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls cd cover! :-) http://t.co/zUY7NfNL

@larkify lol. Ps: text me!

@larkify Poor you all the same. I just wonder, when do you sleep ever?

@larkify Are you ok hun? Sic you meet a bad man on the bus? Or was it just the trauma of using public transport?

@majorflake Why do you hate the Irish?

@lindymean *dies a little on the inside*

@carolgertrude Pete!? Really? What about Duck?! Now he's a real ladies man.

@majorflake ... It puts the lotion on its skin!

@majorflake I'm just the flute.

@majorflake We're still cool and having babies though, right?

RIGHT?!