@fakingnews Few days back,StarNews had a report of nirmal baba being a fraud.N voila! Starnews doesnt exist anymore! :P

#YoureWorkingTooHardIf You Mistook MS Dhoni for a Microsoft Product. @comedycentralin

Apple Maps is what happens when apple doesnt have anyone to steal from.

You Know, Sometimes you just have to open a Tab, and stare on the Screen until something pops up in your Mind.

The Only reason to buy Nokia Phones anymore is If they Declare these Phones as weapons of Mass destruction. #NokiaXtreme

BJP is what you get when you mix Roadies, Splitsvilla and other Communal Shit.

Dear @mtvroadies, Aap Chutiye Nahi, MahaChutiye Hain.

Do those parents who put a 'Kala Teeka' on their Kids realize that it makes them look uglier than they already are?

So 'Barfi!' is nominated for Oscars. Really Deserving, If you just ignore the fact that most of its scenes were copied.

Incidents like Naroda Patiya is exactly why BJP should never get into Power. The whole party consists of illiterate Communal dickheads.

If Vicky Donor had a Superhero in it.He probably would have been called 'SpermMan'

Apparently, The one thing that really stands out in the Samajwadi Party is Akhilesh Yadav's Nose.

Oh Come on China! If you are that developed, Why don't you conduct the Miss world contest and Olympics among yourself. Let others win too.

Dear BJP-tards & RSShitards, So Many campaigns and protests over the Assam issue, Why so numb on this #Mangalore Issue?

Bring Justin Bieber to India and set him free in Assam.

'The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food ' #Fb

So Pooja Patel joined Twitter and tweeted just Once,And the Breast is History.

700 KM?! I guess Those guys Just added Rocket Launchers to Tata Nano and renamed it to Shaheen-1A.

Bal Thackeray says Sushma Swaraj is the ideal candidate for the PM's Post. Well, Yash Chopra still believes Uday Chopra is an actor.

Sad to see that People are actually Happy with Someone's Death. You probably aren't sympathetic, But surely are pathetic.