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Considering I'm at the tail end of 18 hours of straight drinking, I FEEL GREAT.
Foolishly wandered into hot topic. This country is fucking doomed.
Feeling combative. Going for a run.
Every morning I know I won't be drinking that night. Then that time rolls around and I find myself at Wilson Farms buying a six pack.
Nothing you think is ironic is ironic.
The fatter I get, the more my head resembles a giant potato.
Pregaming is for folks who haven't thrown up in the sink lately. #alsoonthefloor
World peace would be cool and all but I really just wish kombucha were less expensive.
Go home Canadians. Ryan Gosling, you can stay.
Adam Mansbach is really ugly. I didn't really like this book, either.